Written by Ken...
Bad Words
The other day I was cooking dinner (a miracle!). After cutting my thumb with a sharp knife Iyelled a loud expletive that rhymes with truck. I felt bad that Lira might have heard me so I asked her after dinner if she did and she said ‘no’.
Being curious, I asked Lira if she actually knew any bad words. Lira got really shy but said, "yes" and I said ‘ it’s ok, you’re not in trouble, I just want to know what you’ve learned at school.’
Lira said ‘I didn’t get them from school daddy, I learned them from you.’
So, blushing, I asked Lira what she knew. She said, "crap, darmid" (Lira’s way to say ‘darnit”) and then she paused and thought for a minute and said, “Well the third word I got from mommy ...because I've heard her calling you a jerk.”
Kids!
2 comments:
Ok, that is the funniest thing I've heard in a while, it made me laugh out loud!!!! Still, read my corresponding blog entries about bad words, you'll see we're living parallel lives.....
Well, she could have said worse words. :)
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